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Thursday, March 02, 2006 Don't Be Offended!!!

I just can NOT resist a good joke...especially when it has

REDNECK in it!!!!

Three Lovers The Italian says, "When I've a finished making love with my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "That is nothing. When I've finished making love with the wife, I kiss all the way down her body and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue and she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy."

The Redneck says, "That isn't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I get out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

Posted By Melody At 5:30 AM

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