Monday, June 27, 2005
A Redneck Thing
Setting up for the big Redneck Reunion....complete with circus tents, BBQ's, bag chairs and even a clown or two!
But gee....aint it perty?
Them girls sure do look fetchin', I wonder what's goin' on in them pretty little heads..."what did our mamma's get us into" "are these really our relatives"? "I won't tell anyone if you don't tell anyone!" "Help I've been kidnapped and forced to be a redneck!"
Yessiree...them vittles is mighty fine
...did I wash that finger today....hmmmmmm "gotta love her"
"Gee bubba...what's that wet stuff down there?" "Do ya think we can walk on it?" "I Don't know Jethro...lets throw the littleun in and see what happens to him? "
The big reunion this week end went off without a hitch, the weather was hot and steamy and the company was....well.....some of it was OK.....some of it was....let's just say....less then OK. With such a beautiful week end, it would have taken alot more then a few "extra" people on the beach to ruin my day. All in all I emerged from the week-end a bit less stressed, bit more tan and with a stronger bond with one of the many, many, many limbs of hubbys family tree....in my book that makes it a huge success. However, I found a thing or two about myself that disturb me deeply. My name is Melody and I AM A REDNECK! Is there a 12 step program out there for me?
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